Multiplication isnt what it seems...
(UPDATE: After rethinking some things i think 2x4=32 and not 16)
(Also, 2x0=2 and 2x1 used to equal 2)
(This is wrong im pretty sure, why would two expressions equal the same answer?)
(will post updated MULTIplication table later)

See its called MULTIplication, but its actually addition
this is how it normally is: 2x4 = 2+2+2+2 = 8
notice how its just addition but shorter?
wheres the multiplying part?
this is how you would do it the right way:
2x4= 2x2x2x2x2 = 32
it has alot more multiplication in it.
This also fixes 2x0, which should just equal two.
(since you dont multiply at all)

Division is not the opposite of multiplication
(since divison is just "to divide evenly", as in a sum)
(and not "to un-multiply")
The closest thing to "un-multiply"
is to find the root of the multiplied number
(divide your number by the smallest number that divides it and
which doesnt result in remainders)
(and then count the amount of steps used
to get the exact expression again)
Example: The multiplication root of 8 is 2
(8/2=4 4/2=2)
(meaning the amount of steps is 2)
The original expression being 2x2.

Cool division facts
4/0 = four divided evenly into 0 equal parts = 4
Here's my thought process:
Four is the number you start with.
0 is the amount of times you divide it,
(in other words you dont)
So then the answer is obviously 4.

Chapter 2: Nonexistent negatives

The negative sign
is a sign that makes no sense.
Lets say for example you have 10 cats.
You then turn those cats into "negative cats"
somehow. Can you even imagine a negative cat?
And no, turning the cat inwards and making it black
still makes it a "thing", so it doesnt count.
No, a negative cat would have to not exist and yet also have shape.
It would have to be the inverse of a cat, yet not have matter at all.
(at least in my mind)
(also, have you ever seen a negative ANYTHING in your life?)
Obviously this is impossible.
This means that the idea of "negative" stuff
is preposterous and a complete lie.
(except if by negative you mean the abscence of stuff)

Twos table: (7 repetitions or effectively 6)
2x2 and 4x1 = 4
2x3 and 8x1 = 8
2x4 and 4x2 = 16 (only repetition of its kind)
2x6, 8x2, and 4x3 = 64
2x8 and 4x4 = 256
2x9 and 8x3 = 512
2x10 and 4x5 = 1024
Observations:
Each product's last number goes from 2, 4, 8, and then 6
the bigger the mutiplier is.

Threes table: (5 repetitions or effectively 4)
3x2 and 9x1 = 9
3x4 and 9x2 = 81
3x6 and 9x3 = 729
3x8 and 9x4 = 6,561
3x10 and 9x5 = 59,049
Observations:
Each product's last number goes from 3, 9, 7, and then 1
the bigger the mutiplier is.

Fours table: (7 repetitions or effectively 6)
2x2 and 4x1 = 4
4x6 and 8x4 = 4,096
4x9 and 8x6 = 262,144
Observations:
Each product's last number goes from 4 and then 6
the bigger the mutiplier is.

Fives table has 0 repetitions.
Observations:
Numbers always end in a five.

Sixs table has 0 repetitions.

Observations:
Numbers always end in a six.
6x5 = 7776 which is a weird number.

Sevens table has 0 repetitions.
Observations:
Each product's last number goes from 7, 9, 3, and then 1
the bigger the multiplier is.

Eights table: (4 repetitions or effectively 3)
8x1 and 2x3 = 8
8x2, 2x6, and 4x3 = 64
8x4 and 4x6 = 4,096
8x6 and 4x9 = 262,144